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Police ne car Roki Or kaha

Post: 26/01/12 Funny Sms

Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
Driver:
Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
Bhai Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?.



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