Funny Pathan Sms in Urdu / Pathan Jokes
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Post: 23/04/12
Pathan Sms
Ek pathan bar bar windows ka pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek dfa us ny socha me apni windows ka paswrd kia rkho jo kbhi na bholon.
Us ny apni windows ka paswrd rkha
”INCORRECT”
Aab jab b wo galat paswrd enter krta
Computr usy khud he bata dyta
”Ur paswrd is incorrect”
pathan rocked
computer shocked..
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Pathan Servis Shose Ki Dukan Py
Post: 23/04/12
Pathan Sms
Pathan servis shose ki dukan py
Bari garanti dandy o juti ne tay 2 din v nai kaday
Dukandar :
Huwa kia hai
Pathan:
chuki gai ay pai,
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Pathan 2 Friend
Post: 23/04/12
Pathan Sms
Pathan 2 friend:
tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega?
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Friend:
Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.
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PIA Ki Flight Mein Captain
Post: 15/04/12
Pathan Sms
PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,
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Captain apny
co-pilot se :
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Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir Air hostess ko kiss krunga
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ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai
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Sath betha pthan:
O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehly wo cofee piye ga.
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Ek Pathan Ladies Ward Me
Post: 15/04/12
Pathan Sms
Ek pathan Ladies ward me ja kr late gaya.
Nurse.
Tumko sharm nahi aati.
Pathan bola
Sharm kaisa.
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha
Geo pathan
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1 Pathan 2sre Se
Post: 15/04/12
Pathan Sms
1 pathan 2sre se:
Zara Car se bahir dekhna k indicators jal rahe hain ya nahi?
Dosra Pathan bahir dekh kar:
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Han, Nahi, Han, Nahi, Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi.
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PATHAN KI MAA
Post: 15/04/12
Pathan Sms
PATHAN KI MAA:
Beta!
Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga
or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi Car sa?
PATHAN:
MAA!
Ye Car Banane wale bhi Pagal hain,
Jane k liye 5 Gear Bana diye or Aane k liye Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear
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MATHS Teacher To Pathan
Post: 15/04/12
Pathan Sms
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me barabar kaisay taqseem krain gy
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pathan:
milk shake bana k.
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