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Post: 03/03/12
Jokes In Urdu
ek admi ne FM radio pe call ki
admi...Muje ek wallet mila hai jis mein b0ht saray paise.
oR credit cards hai
Address Gulshan Iqbal ka hai
Host.. t0 ap unhein wallet wapis dena chahty hain?
admi.. hahaha nai g... use Meri taraf se Sad Song dedicate kar den
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Main Nay Us Say Kaha K
Post: 31/01/12
Jokes In Urdu
Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,
“Ay Jaan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par bhi Lehra Do.
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Kameeni Nay Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Say Tulsi He nekal gae.
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Toilet Ki Kundi
Post: 31/01/12
Jokes In Urdu
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Na jane kon kameena bahir se Toilet ki kundi Laga gaya.
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Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha hai
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Na jane kon kameena bahir se Toilet ki kundi Laga gaya.
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Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha hai
“Faraz
Na jane kon kameena bahir se Toilet ki kundi Laga gaya.
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Toilet ka mazak nahi hai.
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Nach SHELA Nach
Post: 31/01/12
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Ye He SHELA!!
Ab Ye Nachygi
Nach SHELA Nach!
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Nachi Kya?
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Nahi
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SORRY!
SHELA Sasty Mobile Par Nahi Nachti
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Heer To Ranjha
Post: 31/01/12
Jokes In Urdu
Heer—-Ranjha
Ranjha:
main tumhare pyar me barbad ho gaya,ruswa ho gaya,zalil-o-khwar ho gaya
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KANJRA mein keri Doctor ban gei a
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Husband & Wife Jokes
Post: 31/01/12
Jokes In Urdu
Wife:
Jay mein mar gi ty ki howay ga?
Husbnd:
Mein pagal ho jaawan ga.
Wife:
dosri shadi ty ni krain ga?
Husband:
“Pagal da ki aitbar”
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Mareez To Hakim
Post: 01/01/12
Jokes In Urdu
Mareez:
Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gayi hai,
jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta.
Hakim:
Ye beemari nahi tum par Allah ki Rehmat hai.
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Judge To Man
Post: 01/01/12
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Judge:
Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahey thay??
Man:
Sir,main apni biwi ko leney sasural jaa raha tha.
Judge:
Thats all, case dismissed.
Submit By: D0ol