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Post: 05/05/12
Funny Sms
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
Submit By: Do0l
Always think positive
Post: 05/05/12
Funny Sms
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Submit By: Do0l
You are crossing your limits
Post: 04/05/12
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Judge:
“U r crossing ur limits.”
Lawyer:
“Kon saala kehta hai?”
Judge:
How dare u call me saala?”
Lawyer:
My lord
i said kon
Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Submit By: Do0l
Larkiyun ko kapre utar k sona chahiye
Post: 04/05/12
Funny Sms
New latest research,
Larkiyun ko Raat ko Hamesha kapre utar k sona chahiye
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Taar pr sy
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Q-K
Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota,
u dirty mind.
Submit By: Do0l
Mujhe pehle se shuq tha
Post: 04/05/12
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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…
Submit By: Do0l
If the whole universe
Post: 04/05/12
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“If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”
Submit By: Do0l
Girls love to blow it up
Post: 04/05/12
Funny Sms
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Submit By: Do0l
Pick the phone idiot
Post: 03/05/12
Funny Sms
One ring means i am thinking of u;
two rings means i like u;
three means i miss u;
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four means ……..pick d phone idiot!.
Submit By: Do0l