Attendance plz
Post: 23/01/12
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Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa
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Ammi ney khola darvaza
Post: 22/12/11
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Hum gaye thay un k ghar,
Kehna tha dil sey dil mila lo,
Unki ammi ney khola darvaza,
.
.
Hum ghabra k bolay,
.
.
Bacho ko POLIO k qatray pilwa lo.
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Aik Sheikh nay Mithai ki Dukan kholi
Post: 22/12/11
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Aik Sheikh nay Mithai ki Dukan kholi.
Dukan k Bahar ishtahar Lagaya.
“aik adad Mulazim ki zaroorat hay,
jo
Shugar ka mareez ho!”
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Aaj mene SPRITE pee hai
Post: 22/12/11
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Wife :
Jab tum Desi peete ho muje Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to Darling.
Par aj Bhootni kiyun?
.
Husband :
Aaj mene SPRITE pee hai,
‘Seedhi baat no bakwas’.
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VEENA MALIK HINDI SMS
Post: 22/12/11
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Sabhi Pakistan waasiyon se ye binti hy
k URDU bhasha bolty samay Hindi shabdon ka
pryog na karen or shudh Urdu ki pryog ko jeevan ka ang bana len.
Apni buddhi ma is baat ko samohit kar len
k “apni Dharti or apni Bhasha” ki ilawa
hamari smas’siaon ka koi samadhan nahe.
Mujhe aasha hy k aap is k baare me turant vichar karenge
.
Aap ki shub-chintak:
1 Pakistani deshbaghat
VEENA MALIK
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Khamoshi Ka BOYCOTT
Post: 22/12/11
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Laibrary Me Bohot
Khamoshi Thi K
Aachanak Ek
Larky Ne Z0ÖÖoor
Ka Paaad Maar Diya
Teacher:
Ye Kiya
Tha ?
Student:
!
!
!
Khamoshi Ka
BOYCOTT!.
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If peopels says
Post: 22/12/11
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if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Tha...."> If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
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if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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Ek bar
Post: 22/12/11
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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