Sweet Boys Vs Girls Sms Jokes
Want to challenge girls or boys? then send these Boys Vs Girls sms in english and Boys Vs Girls Sms in urdu.There are Basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
There are basically 7
TYPES OF GIRLS
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format.
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Girl To His Boy Friend
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Girl to his boy friend:
“Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?”
Boy:
“Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!”
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Mera Dil Mobile Or Tum Uski Sim
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
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B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?
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Newton 2nd law of ishq
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.
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The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Boy: Marry Me..?
Girl: Do You Have A House…?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car…?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But.
Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!
Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ‘ S, And 3 Porsche’s. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I’m The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance
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Larki Ko Propose Karne Ka Tareeqa
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Larki Ko Purpose Karne Ka Tareeqa
Usse Samundar Pe Le Jao
Ship Mai Bithao Phir Ship Ko Samandar K Bich Mai Le Jao
Phir Kaho
.
.
Mujhse Shadi Kar
.
Warna Utar
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Meri Girl Frnds Hain Buhat Sari
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Meri girl frnds hain buhat sari
Muj ko ye sb hain jan se pyari,
Sana ki hai baat nirali,
Unsa ki hai hansi pyari,
Sara hai thori si nat khat,
Anum bole hai pat pat,
Nighat ki hai adat achi,
Seema ki hai seeret achi,
Neha hai in subse pyari,
Naushi hai meri Raj dulari,
kiran k hain baal piyare,
Zara k hain gaal piyare,
Sonia k hain hont gulabi,
Hina ki hain ankhen sharabi,
hafsa to hai life meri,
or Katrina banegi wife meri.
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Tum Larkiya Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho
Post: 26/03/12
Boys Vs Girls Sms
Boy;
Tum larkiya khobsorat q hoti ho……?
Girl;
Q k Allah ne hame apney hath se banaya he
Boy;
Bol to aisey rahi ho jesey hamey net se download kiya he.
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