Student Adult Sms
Post: 07/01/10
Adult Sms
Student University k toilet mei gaya,
Jab ander ja k betha, to Samne dekha,
Likha hua tha...
"Itna Zor Taleem Pe Daitay To Exam May A+ Grade Laitay..
Dehshat Gardi k Chutian
Post: 28/10/09
Adult Sms
Garmian diyan chhutian,
sardian diyan chutian,
Lo hun navi chhutian v aa gaiya ne,
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DEHSHAT GARDI diyan Chhutian....! :-p
Cricket Commentator Explain Girls
Post: 29/09/09
Adult Sms
How does a cricket comentator explain a girl without clothes?
No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs.
A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch
Light off honay par
Post: 29/09/09
Adult Sms
Light off honay par
London: Oh no..!
Washington : What is this.?
Karachi: phir chali gai..
Fasialabad : oo gai aa..
Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di.. :)
Sexy Teacher - Adult Sexy Sms
Post: 29/09/09
Adult Sms
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick ch
Thirsty Girl
Post: 29/09/09
Adult Sms
A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
ManMohan singh in Election
Post: 29/09/09
Adult Sms
After Election Ex PM of India
ManMohan Said:
“Ye to Sonia g ka Hath hai werna is
Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”
Funny Husband Wife
Post: 29/09/09
Adult Sms
A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said: