miraasi ka bacha
Date: 07/09/10 ; Catagory: Urdu Funny Sms
"1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya...
Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao...
Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki halki Dholki v wajaye...
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goli mar menon
Date: 07/09/10 ; Catagory: Urdu Funny Sms
Sheikh sahib ko electric current laga!
Wife: Sheikh sahib aap theek hain?
Sheikh: O goli mar menon bar dekh unit kiny degy ny?
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Mere marks bohat kum
Date: 20/08/10 ; Catagory: Urdu Funny Sms
larka larki se:
Kia hua ro Q ri ho?
Larki:
Mere marks bohat kum aae hain?
Larka:
Kitnay hain?
Larki:
Sirf 88%
Larka:
O bibi khuda ka khauf kr itnay main to 2 larkay pas ho jatey hain:-D
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Mera dil mobile hai
Date: 23/07/10 ; Catagory: Urdu Funny Sms
girl,mera dil mobile hai tum uski sim ho.
boy:realy?
girl:han per ziada khush mat ho.boy:y?
girl:koiacha pakege mila to sim change lkar lon gi
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CA EXAMS Funny Sms
Date: 01/07/10 ; Catagory: Urdu Funny Sms
CA EXAMS...
Q:_Aik Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain?
Answer 4rm students:- 6
Examiner comments: Sorry
1 Over Main 1 Hi Bal 6 Bar Phenki Jati Hai
FAIL.
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Think Different Do Different
Date: 10/06/10 ; Catagory: Urdu Funny Sms
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think Different Do DiffErenT
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