Urdu Sms

For job interview question.
Brithish to sardar:"where is abu dabi?"
Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi"

Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Haiey.

Teacher:
Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he,

Sardar g: Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga suki reh gai ae.
 

Judge: Is sardar k dono kan kat do

Sardar: nai main ANDHA ho jaon ga

Judge: kan katny se ANDHA kese ho jao gye

Sardar: Chashma tere piyo de kan te lawan ga

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..
Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..