Urdu Sms

Boy: suit acha pehna hy
Grl:Thnx
Boy:Lipstik bht achi lgai hy
Grl:Thnx
Boy:Make up b bht acha kia hy
Grl:Thank u bhai jaan
Boy:Achi phir b nhi lag rhi ho...

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
.. Boy: I Love U
.. Girl: I dont Love U
.. Boy: Think again?
.. Girl: I told u No
.. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2

Girl : Will u love me after marriage also, jaisa ab karte ho?
..Boy: This depends on your husband,If he allows me.