Urdu Funny Sms Jokes
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Post: 16/02/12
Urdu Funny Sms
Aj apni Mohabat ko naya morr dia us ne
Mere liye balon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k
Ab sharmindgi hoti hy q k daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne
Milne ghar gaya to peechay kutta chorr diya us ne.
oye hoye.
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All Muslim friend se Guzarish hai
Post: 16/02/12
Urdu Funny Sms
All Muslim friend se Guzarish hai k
‘WALLS’ ki Ice Cream Na khayain kyun k
jub Aap Log WALLS ki ice Cream khatay hain,
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Allah gawa hai k
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mara v dil karda aey.
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Facebook Messages
Post: 16/02/12
Urdu Funny Sms
Faqir:
Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de do
Baji:
Khana abhi nahi paka
Faqir:
Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun,
pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.
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Khush Naseeb Is Sawal ka jawab
Post: 16/02/12
Urdu Funny Sms
Dekhte hain ke kon “Khush Naseeb”
is sawal ka jawab “Yes” main deta hai ??
Reply must.
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“Light Hai”.?.
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Ab To Bijli B Medecine Ki Trah
Post: 16/02/12
Urdu Funny Sms
Ab to bijli b medecine ki trah ho gai hai
FARAZ
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1 ghnta subah nashty se phele!
2 ghntaY dopehr khany k bad
Or
3 ghntaY raat sony se phele.
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Funny Poetry Sms
Post: 11/01/12
Urdu Funny Sms
Dil se roe magr honton se muskura bethe
Yun hi hum kisi se dil lga bethe
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Wo hum ko 1 sMs b nahi krte
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Jis k liye ham unlimited SmS package karwa bethe.
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Macharon Se Bach Ne K Leye
Post: 11/01/12
Urdu Funny Sms
Macharon se bach ne k leye hamesha bed
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k nechy soen Machar apko bed pe dondty rahen gay.
Or ap nechy mazy ki nend so rahy hon ge.
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2020 Ka Fakeer
Post: 11/01/12
Urdu Funny Sms
2020 Ka Fakeer:
Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De De.
Boy:
Ye Le Meri B.com Ki Degree Rakh Le,
Bhikaari :
Nahi Chahiye.
Tujhe Chahiye To Meri MBA Ki Le Le.
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