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Post: 10/01/12
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aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,aur,G
Post: 10/01/12
Urdu Adult Sms
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
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Wife:main amairca say tmhar
Post: 10/01/12
Urdu Adult Sms
Wife:main amairca say tmharay liye kiya gift laun
hsbnd:
1 amrican larki
wapce pay wife pas atay howay
hsbnd: maira gft?
Wife:9 mah intzaar karo
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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek
Post: 10/01/12
Urdu Adult Sms
Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!
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Jinke paas hai... woh haa
Post: 10/01/12
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Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH
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hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj
Post: 10/01/12
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hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.
aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :
khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao
pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)
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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq
Post: 10/01/12
Urdu Adult Sms
Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi
…FARAZ…
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Farq
Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,
oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.
(“,)
>))>
_/_DEKH yaar.
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Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon
Post: 10/07/10
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Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon,
wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan sunate magar mai nahe sota tha.
Anarkali: Iss leye to aap eklotay he reh gaye.
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