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Everything is Fair


Pappu: Everything is fair in love

 
Girlfriend: Par jaanu, tumhara toh kaala hai


Added by: nabeel



Larki Jitne Marzi Gori

Larki jitne marzi gori hojaye,

Uski aik cheez humesha kaali he rahegi
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Parchai BC parchhai ;) :D



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3 Larkiya Rikshy Per

3 larkiyan Rikshy per college ja rahi theen

1 larki ny Rikshy walay se pucha: Chacha,

bari lulli maza deti hai ya choti?

Rikshy walay ny kaha: sharm kero

Lrrkiyon ny kaha: plz btao na

Rikshy walay ny kaha: Lulli to bari he maza deti hai

1 larki hansti hui boli: Mainy kaha tha na

chacha bund v marwanda a Te Raiksha

we Chalnda ay

Rikshy wala utro gashtio... :-D:-)



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Confusing Statement

Most Confusing, Double Meaning Joke

Girl: Aj Office Jaatay Hi Boss

Mujh Pay Charrh Gaya

Friend: Q?

Girl: Mein Late Gayi Thi Naa :P



Added by: nabeel



Tumhare 2 Gool Gool


She: Tumhain mujh mein kya ‪‎pasand‬ hai

Me: Tumhare 2 gool gool balls jin pe 2 ‎black_dots‬ hain

She: w0tttt
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Me: Mujhe tumhari ‪‎ankhain‬ pasand hain :D:D:D



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Will You Dance

Boy: Will u dance with me?

Girl: Mai Bachy k sath nahi nachti

Boy: Oh Sorry Mujhe pata ni tha, K Ap Pragnent ho



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College nai jao ge

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nai jao gi

Mom: Lakin keun

Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain

Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain



Added by: nabeel



What is Tension

What is tension???

1 khubsurat larki ny aap sy lift mangi

Rasty mein uski tabiyat kharab hogai

Aap use hospital ly gaye

Doctor bola: Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale hain

Lo hogayi tension.

Aap bole me iska baap nahi hun.

Larki boli yahi iska baap he

Aur tension

Police ayi or apka medical checkup hua


Report aya k aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte
Saala or tension

Aap ny thank God kaha or bahar agaye

Phr yaad aya k ghar mein 2 bacchy hain wo kis k??

:o

This iz the real Tension. :P



Added by: nabeel




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