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College nai jao ge

02/09/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nai jao gi

Mom: Lakin keun

Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain

Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

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What is Tension

30/08/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

What is tension???

1 khubsurat larki ny aap sy lift mangi

Rasty mein uski tabiyat kharab hogai

Aap use hospital ly gaye

Doctor bola: Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale hain

Lo hogayi tension.

Aap bole me iska baap nahi hun.

Larki boli yahi iska baap he

Aur tension

Police ayi or apka medical checkup hua


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Sunny Leone Bhi

11/08/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Banday kiii izaat honi chahiya
 
Famous to sunny leone bhi hy :P ;)

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Aik Sath 6 Bacho Ko

20/05/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband

ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi.

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NURSE Kept SARDARS FINGER

14/03/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: Bilal Khan

NURSE kept SARDARS FINGER in HER MOUTH

 
after BLOOD TEST.
 
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
 
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
 
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Aak Bache Ne Apni

14/03/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: Bilal Khan

Aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......

 
 
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........
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CHACHI SHADI K BAD

14/03/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: Bilal Khan

LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?

 
CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,
 
SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI
 
SARI RAT LULLY AGGY
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Taleem Kis K Andar

21/01/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: Bilal Khan

Taleem Kis k andar aajati h wo saadgi ikhtiyar kar leta h,

 
Or Kis k oupar se guzar jati h wo modern ban jata h
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