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3 Larkiya Rikshy Per

02/04/15 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

3 larkiyan Rikshy per college ja rahi theen

1 larki ny Rikshy walay se pucha: Chacha,

bari lulli maza deti hai ya choti?

Rikshy walay ny kaha: sharm kero

Lrrkiyon ny kaha: plz btao na

Rikshy walay ny kaha: Lulli to bari he maza deti hai

1 larki hansti hui boli: Mainy kaha tha na

chacha bund v marwanda a Te Raiksha

we Chalnda ay
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Confusing Statement

01/04/15 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Most Confusing, Double Meaning Joke

Girl: Aj Office Jaatay Hi Boss

Mujh Pay Charrh Gaya

Friend: Q?

Girl: Mein Late Gayi Thi Naa :P

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Tumhare 2 Gool Gool

13/01/15 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

She: Tumhain mujh mein kya ‪‎pasand‬ hai

Me: Tumhare 2 gool gool balls jin pe 2 ‎black_dots‬ hain

She: w0tttt
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Me: Mujhe tumhari ‪‎ankhain‬ pasand hain :D:D:D

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Will You Dance

24/12/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Boy: Will u dance with me?

Girl: Mai Bachy k sath nahi nachti

Boy: Oh Sorry Mujhe pata ni tha, K Ap Pragnent ho

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College nai jao ge

02/09/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nai jao gi

Mom: Lakin keun

Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain

Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

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What is Tension

30/08/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

What is tension???

1 khubsurat larki ny aap sy lift mangi

Rasty mein uski tabiyat kharab hogai

Aap use hospital ly gaye

Doctor bola: Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale hain

Lo hogayi tension.

Aap bole me iska baap nahi hun.

Larki boli yahi iska baap he

Aur tension

Police ayi or apka medical checkup hua


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Sunny Leone Bhi

11/08/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Banday kiii izaat honi chahiya
 
Famous to sunny leone bhi hy :P ;)

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Aik Sath 6 Bacho Ko

20/05/14 Urdu Adult Sms     By: nabeel

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband

ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi.

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