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Dunya Me Kitne Bar-e-Azam Hen

02/03/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

Teacher:

Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
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1 Arbi Bath Room Me

02/03/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,

PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,

logo ne pucha to Bola.

ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

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A Phatan Joined Army

02/03/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
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1 Molvi Dua Mang Raha Tha

07/01/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha

kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
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15 Din Ki Chuti

07/01/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
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Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne

07/01/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

Teacher:

Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
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1 Arbi Bath Room Me

06/01/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,

PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,

logo ne pucha to Bola.

ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

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A Phatan Joined Army

06/01/14 Pathan Sms     By: Bilal Khan

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
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