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Post: 09/02/12
Pathan Sms
Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..?
PATHAN:
Koi nahi.
Police Afsar:
Kyun..?
PATHAN:
Hamara Ammi goonga tha.
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1 Pathan Airoplain Me Jagra Kar Raha Tha
Post: 09/02/12
Pathan Sms
1 Pathan Airoplain me seat par jagra
kar raha tha k peechy bethoun ga,
sub smjha smjha k thak gaye k ap ki seet aagy hy.
1 Admi utha or pathan k kaan me kuch kaha to
pathan bhag k agli seat py beth geya.
Log boly ap ne kia kaha tha.
Admi bola me ne bus itna kaha tha
k aagy waly jaldi punhchen gy:
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Pathan Ki Biwi
Post: 09/02/12
Pathan Sms
Pathan ki biwi:
ajj hum ne aisa khana pakaya hai k tum khush ho jayega!!
Pathan:
wyi wyi. Lale ki jaan tum ne aisa kya bnaya hai?
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Biwi:
naswar ka halwa”.
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BURHAPA Bohat Buri Bimari Hay
Post: 09/02/12
Pathan Sms
Sardar:
Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he
Pathan:
Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.
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Gul khan So Raha Tha K Us Ko
Post: 09/02/12
Pathan Sms
Gul khan so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat lya,
sari rat us k peechy chapal le kar bhagta raha,
marny ki koshish karta raha,
Magar mar na saka
Jab subha ho gae magr machar ko na mar ska,
To bola,
Ham is ko mar nai saka magr hum bohat khush hy
k hum ne is ko sari rat sony nai dia,
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Oye gul khan zinda bad.
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Pathan Doctor Ko Maar Raha Tha
Post: 05/01/12
Pathan Sms
Pathan Doctor Ko Maar raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha isey Q Maar rahy ho?
Pathan Bola.
itna Garmi mein Zalim Ka Bacha Kehta hy,
Paani Ubal Kar Piyo.
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MATHS Teacher To Pathan
Post: 05/01/12
Pathan Sms
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me barabar kaisay taqseem krain gy
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pathan:
milk shake bana k.
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PATHAN KI MAA
Post: 05/01/12
Pathan Sms
PATHAN KI MAA:
Beta!
Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga
or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi Car sa?
PATHAN:
MAA!
Ye Car Banane wale bhi Pagal hain,
Jane k liye 5 Gear Bana diye or Aane k liye Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear
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