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Post: 31/01/12
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Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,
“Ay Jaan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par bhi Lehra Do.
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Kameeni Nay Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Say Tulsi He nekal gae.
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Toilet Ki Kundi
Post: 31/01/12
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Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha hai
“Faraz
Na jane kon kameena bahir se Toilet ki kundi Laga gaya.
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Toilet ka mazak nahi hai.
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Nach SHELA Nach
Post: 31/01/12
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Ye He SHELA!!
Ab Ye Nachygi
Nach SHELA Nach!
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Nachi Kya?
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Nahi
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SORRY!
SHELA Sasty Mobile Par Nahi Nachti
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Heer To Ranjha
Post: 31/01/12
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Heer—-Ranjha
Ranjha:
main tumhare pyar me barbad ho gaya,ruswa ho gaya,zalil-o-khwar ho gaya
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KANJRA mein keri Doctor ban gei a
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Husband & Wife Jokes
Post: 31/01/12
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Wife:
Jay mein mar gi ty ki howay ga?
Husbnd:
Mein pagal ho jaawan ga.
Wife:
dosri shadi ty ni krain ga?
Husband:
“Pagal da ki aitbar”
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Mareez To Hakim
Post: 01/01/12
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Mareez:
Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gayi hai,
jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta.
Hakim:
Ye beemari nahi tum par Allah ki Rehmat hai.
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Judge To Man
Post: 01/01/12
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Judge:
Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahey thay??
Man:
Sir,main apni biwi ko leney sasural jaa raha tha.
Judge:
Thats all, case dismissed.
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Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
Post: 01/01/12
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Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai Jab LARKA STAGE, Par Apni dulan K 7 Bethe hoye
Dosri KHOBSORT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab aj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi.
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