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Post: 04/02/12
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A police asked to a thief, “Why you went to stole same rack 3 times in a store?
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The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”
Submit By: Sharjeel
Masoom Dhamki
Post: 26/01/12
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Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k bache ki aankhh khul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga,
Submit By: D0ol
Veena Malik Dil Ka Bojh
Post: 26/01/12
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Kisi ko kisi se mohabat
Nahi hoti.
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Log wafa ke naam pe muft chumiyan lete hein.
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(Veena malik dil ka bojh halka karte hue)
Submit By: D0ol
Aik pakistani saudi arab geya
Post: 26/01/12
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Aik pakistani saudi arab geya,
wahan wo taxi mein baitha.
Taxi wala use aik ulti phulti or
khaddo wali sarak pe le k ja ra tha.
Wo tang aa geya, par use samajh nai aa rahi thi k
taxi wale ko arabic me kese samjahe k
seedhe or saaf raste pe chalo.
Phir wo uske kandhe pe hath rakh k bola
‘EHDI NASIRATAL MUSTAKEEM,
Submit By: D0ol
Police ne car Roki Or kaha
Post: 26/01/12
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Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
Driver:
Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
Bhai Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?.
Submit By: D0ol
Accounting ki Larki
Post: 26/01/12
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Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi"
salay dishonour cheque"
zameen pe Liability
Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment"
saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment"
Itna maaro gi k zindagi bhar teri balance sheet b Equal nahe ho gi" :O
Submit By: Sharjeel
So start TODAY
Post: 25/12/11
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Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same… U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS……. so start TODAY!!!!!
Submit By: D0ol
what I want from U
Post: 25/12/11
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Friendship is what I offered U,
Peace is what I pray for u,
Happiness is what I wish u,
But ” REMEMBRANCE ” is what I want from U
Submit By: D0ol