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Google a Boy or a Girl

07/07/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: nabeel

Is Google a boy or a girl??

obviously a girl because it wont

let you finish your sentence

without suggesting other ideas

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She Trusts You

16/06/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: nabeel

When a girl tells you

about her problems,

It does not mean she is complaining

It means she trusts you. :)

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Abort Mission

08/05/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: nabeel

When a girl says

"lol have fun"

do not have fun.

Abort Mission.

I repear.

Abort Mission :P

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Do You Like Me

25/04/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: nabeel

Double Insult

Girl: do u like me?

Boy: No

(girl got sad)

Boy: y r u sad?

Girl: becoz u dont like me.

Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me? ?

Boy: No  :P :P

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Two Guls Are Talking

29/01/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: Bilal Khan

Two guls are talking to each other:

HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HES UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
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Degrees Of Girl

29/01/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: Bilal Khan

Degrees Of Girl!!
B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But Available.
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A Girl Asks Boy

29/01/14 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: Bilal Khan

A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
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Larka aur Larki Picnic Per Gye

03/12/13 Boys Vs Girls Sms     By: nabeel

Larka Aur Larki Picnic Pe Gaye

 
Waha Larky Ko Chot Lag Gayi 
 
Aur Khoon Behne Laga
 
Wo Larki Ki Taraf Dekhne Laga Ke Abhi 
 
Wo Apna Dupatta phaad Kar BandheGi,
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Larki Larke Ki Nazron Ka Matlab Samajhte
 
Huwe Boli:
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