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Hatthon Per Mehndi


Ek larki police station gae or officer se boli:

Mere parosi ne mera rape kar dia h

Officer: Jab wo ap ka rape kar raha tha tu ap ne usy roka q nai?

Larki: kase rokti mn ne apne hathon mn mehandi lagai hui thi

Officer kuch der sochne k bad bola:
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Agli bar mehndi kab lagao gi.? ;)



Added by: nabeel



Mene Tum Se Tumhein Manga

Mene tum se tumhein manga...
To tum muskura diye...
Tum ye b to keh sakty they...
K...
Apni cheezain manga nhi krte.


Added by: Bilal Khan



Old Mother Hubbard Went

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!


Added by: Bilal Khan



Fanta Piyo Pepsi Piyo

Fanta piyo,

pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main 


Added by: Bilal Khan



Kali Girlfriend Ko Gori


Kali Girlfriend Ko Gori Karne Ke 5 Tarike

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Muje Pata tha Tum Zarur
Parhoge. Kali GirlFriend Wale.:p:p


Added by: Bilal Khan



Pappu To Girlfriend

Pappu to girlfriend : kya tumhare undrwear

me 2 hole he?
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Girlfriend :nahi, besharam kahin k
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pappu: to pher taange kaha se dalti ho?? :p:p


Added by: Bilal Khan



Pathan Hospital Me Ultrasound

Pathan Hospital me Ultrasound karwane gaya.

Doctor:
Shirt Utaro belt lose kar k ultay lait jao.
Pathan ghabra k:
Pehle Ultrasound na kar Lain??:p:p


Added by: Bilal Khan



Close Your Eyes Relax Your Body

Close your eyes, 

relax your body, 
stop breathing as long as you 
can 
Now breath... I miss you 
as much as you missed the 
air..!


Added by: Bilal Khan




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