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Adult Sms
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Submit By: Xm
16 Saal ki Ladki
Post: 23/01/12
Adult Sms
ek bhed mai 16 sal ki larki ko kisi ne peche se ongli de kar bhag giya peche mor kar dekha ek 80 sal ka borha tha to larki ne kaha kiya baba ap ne misbel di hai baba nahi beta mere to belanc hi khatam ho gaye hai
Submit By: zahora
A LIPTON TEABAG
Post: 15/01/12
Adult Sms
Roses are red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go up, Pants go down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When its stiff,stick it in, it goes in dry,come out wet, the longer its in,the stronger it gets, it come out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton teabag!!
Submit By: khokhar
Father is a Pharmacist
Post: 07/12/11
Adult Sms
Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner b4 eating with her parents he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u are such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father is a pharmacist!
Submit By: Sharjeel
Hot Air Hostess
Post: 27/08/11
Adult Sms
Man to super hot air hostess: whats Ur name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz
Man: lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess smiling: "same price" :D
Submit By: Sharjeel
Gareebo Ke Sath
Post: 06/01/11
Adult Sms
Teacher: Hmay Garibon k Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hain.;-);-)
Submit By: nabeel
Dirty People
Post: 16/06/10
Adult Sms
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
From: Qamar
Student Adult Sms
Post: 07/01/10
Adult Sms
Student University k toilet mei gaya,
Jab ander ja k betha, to Samne dekha,
Likha hua tha...
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