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Hatthon Per Mehndi

Ek larki police station gae or officer se boli:

Mere parosi ne mera rape kar dia h

Officer: Jab wo ap ka rape kar raha tha tu ap ne usy roka q nai?

Larki: kase rokti mn ne apne hathon mn mehandi lagai hui thi

Officer kuch der sochne k bad bola:

Agli bar mehndi kab lagao gi.? ;)

Added by: nabeel

Mene Tum Se Tumhein Manga

Mene tum se tumhein manga...
To tum muskura diye...
Tum ye b to keh sakty they...
Apni cheezain manga nhi krte.

Added by: Bilal Khan

Old Mother Hubbard Went

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

Added by: Bilal Khan

Fanta Piyo Pepsi Piyo

Fanta piyo,

pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main 

Added by: Bilal Khan

Kali Girlfriend Ko Gori

Kali Girlfriend Ko Gori Karne Ke 5 Tarike

Muje Pata tha Tum Zarur
Parhoge. Kali GirlFriend Wale.:p:p

Added by: Bilal Khan

Pappu To Girlfriend

Pappu to girlfriend : kya tumhare undrwear

me 2 hole he?
Girlfriend :nahi, besharam kahin k
pappu: to pher taange kaha se dalti ho?? :p:p

Added by: Bilal Khan

Pathan Hospital Me Ultrasound

Pathan Hospital me Ultrasound karwane gaya.

Shirt Utaro belt lose kar k ultay lait jao.
Pathan ghabra k:
Pehle Ultrasound na kar Lain??:p:p

Added by: Bilal Khan

Close Your Eyes Relax Your Body

Close your eyes, 

relax your body, 
stop breathing as long as you 
Now breath... I miss you 
as much as you missed the 

Added by: Bilal Khan

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